Friday 20 February 2015

Things Women Do Behind Closed Doors That Men Probably Don't Know About. Its Shockingly Accurate.


1) wear the same bra for...an undetermined, yet very long time. Unless it smells. True/False

2) Getting naked and contouring our bodies in the mirror in the most absorbed way, in order to try and look skinny. lol (am so guilty of this).

3) watched themselves cry in the mirror at least once in a heavy cry session . You know after sobbing for 20 minutes, you want to see if you cry "prettily". Most of the time, it will be a disappointment.lol

4) Hold boobs while running downstairs


5) Naming their boobs

6) Let our legs get hairy until they see action

7) Admire other women's beauty, as well as be jealous of another woman's beauty.

8) Spend far too much time trying to pluck one eyebrow hair that won't go away.

9) Practice strip-teasing for yourself in front of a mirror. Determined never to strip for anyone else.Break rule. lol

10) When you think nobody is looking, you readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull 'em up one at a time, straighten the band and straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure everything is in its place.

11) When trying to poop in the public, we try to pretend we're not in the stall and act dead silent if someone comes in. We won't poop until they left the bathroom.If they came to poop, there is usually a poop stalemate.Nobody wins in a poop stalemate.

12) Stabbed self in the eye with a mascara wand.

13) Squatting like a baseball catcher to stretch out freshly washed jeans.

14) Going out on a date? Starts getting ready like 2 or 3 hours beforehand just to make sure you're ready on time, and then rush the last 10 minutes before you have to leave you realize you only have just have of your face on and you're still in a towel.

15) Cried absolutely for no reason and felt stupid.lol

16) Cup shower water on boobies then unleash water torrent on toes.

17) Stayed up later than planned, only because the nail polish you applied 10 minutes ago is still dentable and you don't want to wake up to dented nail polish.

18) That amazing back/stomach scratch when you take your bra off after a long day.Best feelings ever. - See more at: http://www.udokajane.blogspot.com/2015/02/things-women-do-behind-closed-doors.html#more

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